Monday, August 31, 2009

Out of the Ashes Part 9; or, Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies

You know what? I've finally broken. I am going to skip every last bit of this book and just finish this thing up. This is for two reasons; 1) It's the end of August, 2) I really want to move on to something better, and 3) The last third or so of this book is just concentrated stupid. I wrote a 20-page rant about just how stupid the Rebel's new society was, and then realized that I wasn't even finished. So, I shall just write a short post to tie this up and move on. And, for the record, their society really is that badly done. In any logical world, it would have collapsed within a month.

Anyway, the sequence of events goes something like this:

1) Rebels form Tri-States (really imaginative, guys)

2) New US expands to regain most of its territory within five years, somehow.

3) New US wants to reabsorb Tri-States.

4) Tri-States doesn't like the idea.

5) New US invades Tri-States.

6) There is much rape and murder.

7) Tri-States loses.

8) Rebels regroup to destroy New US.

9) Book ends.

If I might muster one final gripe, the whole "Invade the Tri-States" event demonstrates, for any of you who might still have had doubts, the fact that Johnstone has a love of gorn that has never been equaled. He describes one New US soldier blasting out the stomache of a pregnant woman, for instance, and for some reason, any capture female Rebel is raped. Why? Is discipline so bad in the New US army that the instant there's a woman present, they stop the fighting to force themselves on her?

That's about all I can say about Out of the Ashes, which has become a candidate for "Worst Book Ever Written" by this point. Well, granted, I could say more, but that would take all day, and I doubt any of my non-existant readers want to read things thing for that long.

And now, I shall go read the entirety of The Belgariad again. I need to purge myself...

1 comment:

  1. Great rip of the ashes series, though I have to admit I was looking foreward to your reaction to the Tristate goverment system of, "Oh, we'll use lie detectors on everyboy for every crime, and if they fail, shoot 'em! Stupid liars..".

    But then again, some things just don't have to be said.

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